Condemnation
Speech
You will not gain much WSU parking,
you are assholes and those who hear you gave me a ticket will know
you as such....assholes. If you had waited a little longer I would
have been gone and your desire of me to vacate my parking space would
have been fulfilled. I am only talking about you who have written me
this ticket and chose not to dismiss it. You think you are doing
right because I did not explain myself well, but this is not the
case. I did not come in crying and begging throwing a little tantrum
like you have come to expect. But I would rather have stood up to you
than given you what you want. A man should not be a brown nose, even
if it gets you out of your situation, stand up for yourself. And now
I leave you, condemned to pay your outrageous ticket but you too
leave to deal with karma. I must suffer my consequences but you too
have it coming.
And now I must pay my ticket I will
tell you your fate. For this is the time students are granted this
power. You who have been assholes will have bad bad things happen to
you after I have paid my fine. For there will be far more people that
will hate you now that I have kept at bay. Because they are younger
they will do far worse things to you and you will be far more upset
at them. If you think that handing out tickets makes you the good
guy, you are an idiot. That is not the way to make you a better
person. This is the fate I see for you who have condemned me.
My friends that were on my side I
would like to discuss what happened with you while the assholes talk
before I must go empty my wallet into their pockets. You are my
friends and I would like explain why this happened. You are judges
because you truly judge me. On my shoulder is a little man that tell
me if what I am doing is right or wrong but now I have done something
considered to be wrong but my little man kept silent and has stayed
that way. I interpret this as a sign that what happened to me is good
and those who think getting tickets are bad are wrong. Because if
getting a ticket were bad then my little man would have told me,
which proves it is good.
Source
Plato:
The Apology
Not
much time will be gained, O Athenians, in return for the evil name
which you will get from the detractors of the city, who will say that
you killed Socrates, a wise man; for they will call me wise even
although I am not wise whe n they want to reproach you. If you had
waited a little while, your desire would have been fulfilled in the
course of nature. For I am far advanced in years, as you may
perceive, and not far from death. I am speaking now only to those of
you who have condemned me to death. And I have another thing to say
to them: You think that I was convicted through deficiency of words
-- I mean, that if I had thought fit to leave nothing undone, nothing
unsaid, I might have gained an acquittal. Not so; the deficiency wh
ich led to my conviction was not of words -- certainly not. But I had
not the boldness or impudence or inclination to address you as you
would have liked me to address you, weeping and wailing and
lamenting, and saying and doing many things which you have been
accustomed to hear from others, and which, as I say, are unworthy of
me. But I thought that I ought not to do anything common or mean in
the hour of danger: nor do I now repent of the manner of my defence,
and I would rather die having spoken after m y manner, than speak in
your manner and live. For neither in war nor yet at law ought any man
to use every way of escaping death. For often in battle there is no
doubt that if a man will throw away his arms, and fall on his knees
before his pursuers, he m ay escape death; and in other dangers there
are other ways of escaping death, if a man is willing to say and do
anything. The difficulty, my friends, is not in avoiding death, but
in avoiding unrighteousness; for that runs faster than death. I am
old and move slowly, and the slower runner has overtaken me, and my
accusers are keen and quick, and the faster runner, who is
unrighteousness, has overtaken them. And now I depart hence condemned
by you to suffer the penalty of death, and they, too, go their ways
condemned by the truth to suffer the penalty of villainy and wrong;
and I must abide by my award -- let them abide by theirs. I suppose
that these things may be regarded as fated and I think that they are
well.
And now, O men who have condemned me, I would fain
prophesy to you; for I am about to die, and that is the hour in which
men are gifted with prophetic power. And I prophesy to you who are my
murderers, that immediately after my death punishment far heavier
than you have inflicted on me will surely await you. Me you have
killed because you wanted to escape the accuser, and not to give an
account of your lives. But that will not be as you suppose: far
otherwise. For I say that there w ill be more accusers of you than
there are now; accusers whom hitherto I have restrained: and as they
are younger they will be more severe with you, and you will be more
offended at them. For if you think that by killing men you can avoid
the accuser censuring your lives, you are mistaken; that is not a way
of escape which is either possible or honorable; the easiest and
noblest way is not to be crushing others, but to be improving
yourselves. This is the prophecy which I utter before my departure,
to the judges who have condemned me.
Friends, who would have
acquitted me, I would like also to talk with you about this thing
which has happened, while the magistrates are busy, and before I go
to the place at which I must die. Stay then awhile, for we may as
well tal k with one another while there is time. You are my friends,
and I should like to show you the meaning of this event which has
happened to me. O my judges -- for you I may truly call judges -- I
should like to tell you of a wonderful circumstance. Hitherto to the
familiar oracle within me has constantly been in the habit of
opposing me even about trifles, if I was going to make a slip or
error about anything; and now as you see there has come upon me that
which may be thought, and is generally believed to be, to the last
and worst evil. But the oracle made no sign of opposition, either as
I was leaving my house and going out in the morning, or when I was
going up into this court, or while I was speaking, at anything which
I was going to say; and yet I have often b een stopped in the middle
of a speech; but now in nothing I either said or did touching this
matter has the oracle opposed me. What do I take to be the
explanation of this? I will tell you. I regard this as a proof that
what has happened to me is a good, and that those of us who think
that death is an evil are in error. This is a great proof to me of
what I am saying, for the customary sign would surely have opposed me
had I been going to evil and not to good.
Reflection
Overall
I didn't find this assignment too hard but there were some issues
that I came up against during the process. I wrote my speech on “The
Apology” by Plato which is about Socrates giving an apology and
defending himself while he is condemned to death. It was a little
difficult to capture his theme and transfer it into my own words
because the way we speak today compared to how we spoke back in the
day of Plato is much different. The first thing I had to do was
figure out which portion of the article was usable since the whole
piece is too long to replicate. I chose this portion because he tries
to convince the public and the council that he is innocent which I
could relate to any hearing that would happen in the present. Then
after that I had to decipher exactly what it was Plato was saying
since you cannot simply read and understand what he says due to the
grammar that was used back in those days. The ending was particularly
hard to figure out because he tried to connect the fact that his
conscience hadn't said anything about what had happened with why what
he did was right.
I
decided that for my topic I would use a hearing from the parking
department because it fit in nicely with the original topic of
Socrates on trial. One thing in particular that I felt was largely
appropriate was the fact that many people feel that the parking
departments judgment is wrong just like Socrates believed that the
council was wrong. I tried to make it comical while at the same time
keeping the same style of argument as Plato used. What I found helped
best was to go through and read the speech again and as I went
through the speech I picked out the main focus and general ideas that
are presented. Once I had gathered enough information I took these
general ideas and made up my story using the same guidelines.
What
I found difficult in making this speech was more the memorization of
it after I had written it. I have always found myself to be a good
speaker because I research a topic and then go completely impromptu
and just start talking instead of writing it out before hand. In this
case I didn't have a hard time coming up with the speech but it
definitely took awhile to get it memorized. Finding the right speech
was also kind of an interesting task in that it was hard to take
something so old and portray its style in a modern topic. I had to
search for quite a long time to find this speech and then read
through it to pick out the paragraphs that I would use for my
analysis. However reading much of the actual speech and not just the
section that I was doing helped the process along faster and I feel
made a better overall project. Having more background on the argument
then was just in the paragraphs I chose helped my understand what was
being referred to and what ideas were being presented.
Some
things I felt that I could have improved on was making my speech a
little longer. The problem was that I picked a long section of a
speech but once the content and style was pulled from it my speech
was far more condensed. I think that the reason for this was that
today we don't speak the same way and the grammar that was used in
the past made for a longer way of saying something then it would take
today. I also would have left more time for memorization of my
material because as I mentioned earlier that was a hard thing for me
to do and not something that I am used to. What I liked about my
speech was that I felt I presented it well and tried to change up the
ways I was talking when at certain parts of the speech such as when I
called the parking department “assholes” I tried to give a
dramatic pause at the beginning. Also I felt that I spoke loudly and
clear enough for everyone to hear but kept a pace that made it easy
to understand as well. Overall the project was interesting to me
because I got to analyze something that was so old, whereas in most
of my classes we analyze modern topics and political speech's which I
find significantly less interesting than these speeches. I also like
how we got to take the piece of work and re-write it and change it
into what we wanted it to be versus just memorizing and old speech
which is what I thought we might be doing. I felt that this was a fun
project and the fact that I could take something serious and ancient
and make it modern and comical made it fun while I learned about
ancient rhetoric.